🌠 CosmicBeanies: Galactic Warmth for Your Third Eye and Beyond 🌌💫
Step into an astral aura of comfort and style that transcends the ordinary! Our CosmicBeanies aren't just another hat; they're an interstellar voyage for your cranium. Imagine surrounding your crown chakra with cosmic clouds while waltzing through the Milky Way. Ah, the essence of celestial serenity and terrestrial warmth in one heavenly piece!
🌈 Stellar Features:
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Astral Armor:
- 🌌 Created from a divine blend of 92% other-worldly spun polyester and 8% spandex knit fabric sourced from the cosmic looms of Canadian celestial weavers.
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Bamboo Bliss:
- 🎋 Enveloped in an inner lining made of 95% ethereal bamboo rayon and 5% spandex. This isn't just a beanie; it's an experience akin to a warm cosmic hug.
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Time-Resistant Textiles:
- 🌠 Crafted to be highly pill-resistant, these beanies withstand the rigors of time travel and frequent trips to alternate realities.
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Chakra-Resonating Colors:
- 🎨 Available in two soul-stirring lining colors, cosmic black or intergalactic gray. Pick one to match the resonance of your being!
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Eternal Impressions:
- 🌞 Infused with vibrant prints that boast eternal life, they'll never fade—even if you wash them in the waters of the Fountain of Youth or the tears of a phoenix.
🌀 Hand-Sewn Star Stuff:
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🌟 Every CosmicBeanie is a celestial masterpiece, printed, and sewn by cosmic artisans in the mystic realms of Montreal, Canada.
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🌈 Machine washable in cold water with a phosphate-free potion, and it prefers to dry flat, like a satellite basking in the glow of a distant sun.
🛸 Transcendental Crafting and Delivery:
Please allow your senses to float in ethereal delight for 7-9 days as we sew the fabric of the cosmos into your personal beanie. Your headgear will then be star-beamed straight to your terrestrial coordinates in approximately 2-4 Earth weeks.
CosmicBeanies: Warm your skull, awaken your spirit, and transcend reality. 🌌👁️
Let customers speak for us
Im a tall guy. And this fits perfectly, the cuffs fit my arms and the waist sits at my waist. so comfy and warm, definitely my favorite jacket.
Kjel Larson
Mystic Move | Zip Hoodie | TAS Visuals
Love the print and the size
Will review more when I have more time
Ti Kamps
Psy 1 | Bedding Set | Hubert Solczynski
Salviadroid
This shirt isn’t just clothing; it’s a psychedelic adventure. The moment you put it on, you feel like you’ve unlocked the cheat code to reality. One glance at this masterpiece, and people start questioning if they accidentally microdosed their morning coffee.
The design screams, “I just escaped the Matrix, and it’s awesome out here!” The tiny red-jacketed figure heading for the exit? That’s your soul leaving your body after realizing how cool you look in this. The vibrant colors and trippy patterns are so intense that your shirt might need sunglasses.
But be warned—wearing this shirt comes with side effects:
Strangers will approach you to ask what galaxy you’re from.
People behind you in line will start existential debates about the meaning of the exit sign.
Your laundry machine will demand hazard pay for handling this much creativity.
It’s not just fashion—it’s a portal.
Aidin Azizi Gargari
ZOZO'S ABYSS | UNISEX T-SHIRT | SALVIADROID
Came as advertised
I like the painting design. Came as advertised basically. Soft lining inside.
Luke Spagnola
WINTER ROAD Fashion Sweatshirt - HUBERT S
Dope ass coat.
I bought this coat for my son. He's 10 and loves it. ❤️ The coat seems to be made well and is warm enough.
Daniel Howard
ACID DROP WINTER HOODED JACKET | PSYCHEDELIC POUR HOUSE
Beautiful and vibrant cloak!
Really pleased with how this cloak turned out. It's very warm and comfortable and the shell is vibrant and colorful! My one wish would be to have the option for a dark inner fleece, but otherwise it's perfect.
JAMES PORTER
PLUR Microfleece Cloak - Gavin Gerundo
Kid loves them.
I bought these for my kiddo. He loves them. They are light weight and bight as can be.
Daniel Howard
Psy 1 | Mens Shorts | Hubert Solczynski
Product 5/5 Shipping experience 0/5
The shower curtain is beautiful. But it took 5 months to actually get delivered.
Carter Scofield
Raising Color Shower Curtain | Yantrart
Product 5/5 Shipping experience 0/5
The bedding set is nice but took 5 months to actually get delivered.
Carter Scofield
Vibrant Transitions | Bedding Set | Cameron Gray
Great Products
I have bought numerous items! All are top quality.
Zachariah Salvo
ZOOMER Microfleece Ziphoodie - ACIDMATH AI
Absolutely beautiful!
I'm in love with my bedding set! It looks exactly like the pictures on the website. Honestly pretty much all the bedding sets on this website look awesome, but this one really stood out to me. Really ties my bedroom together, and I look forward to going to crawling into bed every night now. Thanks!
Stephen Gebura
CRIMSON BEDDING SET | GEOGLYSER
Beautifully printed
Nice lightweight material, very breathable. Vibrant print. Took some time to receive it but that was because they had to have it printed. Turned out great and I’m very happy with my purchase.
Mason Strang
Game Hands | Unisex Tee | TAS Visuals
TICKLE ME PINK | UNISEX T-SHIRT | SALVIADROID
Amanda Wight
TICKLE ME PINK | UNISEX T-SHIRT | SALVIADROID
