Bricks of cocaine are washing up on Florida beaches and that's hilarious.

Bricks of cocaine are washing up on Florida beaches and that's hilarious.

September 06, 2019

Florida? Cocaine? Yeah, go figure!
But to see them washed up on a couple Florida beaches due to the hurricane? Priceless. 
I mean, in the middle of destruction of it all, some comedy relief is much needed. 
Like a soldier letting out a 20 second fart while under heavy gun fire. 

Whats a shame is that the police found the bricks and not someone who actually needs it, like a sous chef!
A beach goer flagged the bricks to the police; musta been a retired grandpa with no sense of adventure.

A photo shows the brick with the partial word "diamant" visible. The brick, which testing determined was a kilo of cocaine, would be destroyed by the noses of police officials. Kidding. I mean, who knows what goes on behind closed doors.

CBS News reported that the police found 25 kilos of cocaine at Cocoa Beach, 20 miles north of where the other brick was found. A police sergeant told NBC News that 15 bricks of cocaine were found in a duffel bag there and handed over to US Customs and Border Protection.

Stay tuned for more drugs and bodies to be washed up on your neighborhood beaches!

-BK

 

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